Honest Hallelujahs

I was too young. Youth and vitamins fortified my body; a promising future fortified my mind. But something else threatened all that, something that made me hold my breath for several months. On the day of my final checkup, after the surgery that removed what wasn’t supposed to be there, the office receptionist was infuriatingly chipper.

But I Won’t Do That

Christians are weird. Don’t believe me? Go to a good ol’ foot washin’ service.